Saturday, March 30, 2013

Beauty and the Beast 10 Commandments*


1. Thou shalt have no other shows  before BATB.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image of Oliver Queen, for thy Vincent is a Jealous Beast.
3. Thou shalt not utter the name of thy Beast aloud in public places. (For Muirfield, Evan, and Joe will not hold him guiltless who associateth with Thy Beast.)
4. Remember thy Thursdays, to keep them free from distraction. (For the CW hath blessed it and made it AMAZING.)
5. Honor thy Beauty AND thy Beast - in secret, of course, that your days may be long upon the land.
6. Thou shalt not kill THY BEAST. (Muirfield, this means YOU.)
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery (no climbing in bed to watch a show on an opposing network Thursdays at 9pm).
8. Thou shalt not steal... unless thou art Vincent and Catherine, in which case stolen moments/kisses are OK (and even encouraged!).
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor TVD, its ratings, or its fandom. (Other networks' shows, however, are fair game.)
10. Thou shalt not covet anything that is thy neighbor's (unless he has a full home theater upon which thou mayest watch Beauty and the Beast - in which case, no restrictions apply.)

*Inspiration credit goes to @Ashely_Irene101 on Twitter.

5 comments:

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  2. Thanks for the comments gang... glad you enjoyed them as much as I did putting them together. :)

    Joe - are you saying you can smell my breath all the way over there??? :PP

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